sluttyoliveoil:

once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”

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(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals, via favouritestar)

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dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via disagreed)

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gllorious:

mom can you give me $1000000 please it’s for school

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thatsonofamitch:

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amour-and-bisous:

emmazzin:

this is a real thing omg

This is my favorite thing

 

this is so very british

oh my god it gets better when you understand exactly how far he went

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